Pic shared by dr. Woof ;p
Happened to see this quote which many fb frenz agree greatly with...
What's ur relationship status? o.O"
Someday someone's gonna thank you for letting me go...
Love is...
The problems with MEN o.O"
Study hard n get good grades...so tt u can slog for others! =.="
I juz booked the air tix for our Beijing trip next yr...wanna share a joke here:
"Here is something to laugh about....
1. Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day, he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him.
If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
7. "What's the matter, you look depressed."
"I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?"
"She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."
8. WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her....
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
9. MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
10. Marriage Humour
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested."
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
"A Woman's Prayer :
I pray for :
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him.
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death. (WAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!)"
"When you're single, people ask about boyfriend?
When you have a fiance, they ask when is the wedding?
When you get married, they ask when will you get pregnant?
When you already have one, they ask when is the little brother or sister coming along?
When you divorce they ask why?
If you try to move on, they ask why so quickly?
People will never stop asking...
If you're proud of who you are and you don't care what people think about you, Paste it on your wall because U ONLY LIVE YOUR LIFE ONCE..."
"Around the corner I HAVE A friend
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it,a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him jut a well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorow" I say!"I will call on Jim
Just to show that I am thinking of him."
But tomorow comes and goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner,yet miles away,
"Here"s a telegram sir," Jim died today."
And that"s what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner,a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone ,tell them.
Because when you decide that it is the right time,
it might be too late..............
seize the day.Never have regrets.
And mot importantly,stay close to your friends and family,
for they have helped make you the peron that you are today."
This is sooooooooooo sweet!♥
"Beautiful: The Power of Love
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is’s Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It’s Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U....
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I’m Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn’t Say Anything But Cried."
"男人最骄傲的不是有多少女人，而是身边能有一个女人愿意跟他一辈子。女人最骄傲的不是拥有过多少男人，而是她的男人愿意为了她reject 多少个女人。男人要经得起诱惑，女人要忍得起寂寞。"
"本小姐做人的原則：
1. 很多話我沒說出口，但別以為我真的不懂。
2. 要騙我...可以，但千萬別被我發現或知道。
3. 我可以容忍，但別跨越我的底線。
4. 我可以裝傻，但別以為我真的傻。
5. 不做第三者，即使再喜歡也好。
6. 不喜歡就是不喜歡，說甚麼也沒用。
7. 任何的真話，我都能接受，別過份就好。
8. 對我不留情面的人，我會永遠記住的。
9. 不會給自己喜歡的人添麻煩。
10. 在自己喜歡的人面前，能不哭就不哭。
11. 可以為自己喜歡的人做任何合情合理的改變，但不會勉強或試圖改變他。
12. 用天真爛漫和單純的心對待朋友和我所愛的人。
13. 如果你不把我當一回事，我會以同樣的方式對待你的。
14. 對於關心我和真心對我好的人，我會雙倍回報他的。
15. 對於陷害我的人，我不會報復或加倍償還，祇會當作透明，因為我根本就不會再把他當人看。
16. 我不是沒有脾氣，祇是不會輕易地亂發脾氣。
17. 我不會隨便承諾，但如果答應了就絕不失言，也不失信於人，即便那是最愚蠢的事也好。
18. 我不喜歡搞曖昧，但不代表我不會。
19. 對於愛情，我寧缺毋濫，絕不會因為害怕寂寞而隨便地亂降低自己對戀愛的條件。
20. 只要我愛上一個人，我敢說絕對不是因為寂寞才跟他談戀愛的。
21. 很多事情不要以為我不知道…只是不願意揭穿罷了！
22. 有些事情，我不講，不要以為我真傻…只是我不想讓你的形象在我心中完全破滅而已！
23. 我不喜歡吵吵鬧鬧，不喜歡吃醋，但不代表我不會。
24. 啞巴吃黃蓮，有苦自己知，如人飲水，冷暖自知。
25. 弱水三千，希望我們都取一瓢飲。"
"There is a saying, “an eye for an eye makes us blind.” There’s some truth in that. Instead, let revenge fuel you because the best revenge is success." ~ Robert Kiyosaki
My leechie mum found this fren inside my bag...v.cutie ya? i thought My Melody reminds me of leechie...shy n alone :'(
My new cutie Hello Kitties with my mini My Melody ;p
Happened to be at NUS earlier in the day...check out the illustrious names on this list of "Distinguished Engineering Alumni Awards"! so my leechie idol, mr. Liew Mun Leong, did engineering at NUS...so did a certain Ms. Ho...o.O
lol ;p
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